Take a nice picture of it and I'll draw you anything you'd like.
Trust me I have the time, apparently the American school system discourages the education of intellectual individuals, at least the honest ones, if you speak in any kind of intelligent, metaphoric or hypothetical language you make them nervous.
And really they'd rather not have the liability of you hurting yourself.
Since that's obviously what you'll do right?
Long story short, I'm not in school for now.